Copyright 2020 by Keith G. Chuvala
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Dedicated to the COVID-affected hirsute!
(As seen on YouTube)
Clean shirt, sweat pants Stare at a screen until I'm in a trance My workplace is my dining room Waist-up is all that I'm gonna groom! Video conference got me feeling weird But everyone's crazy 'bout my COVID beard! Email, chat ding Turn on the webcam and behold this thing Stubble, used to itch, But now it's flowing, lookin' full and rich My wardrobe fashion sense has disappeared, But everyone's crazy 'bout my COVID beard! WebEx, Zoom and Skype But I don't care, I've got great Vandyke Headphones on my ears Lookin' sharp 'cuz I ditched the shears Nobody forced me, yeah, I volunteered Now everyone's crazy 'bout my COVID beard!