Since You Been John

I can't really explain what exactly inspired this one. Bad seafood, perhaps...?

I get the same old dream same time most every night
Dream of your face, and I wake up
So I get out of bed, feel all creeped out, 'cuz in my head
I know you used to wear makeup

Was it a dream or am I insane?
I know last month that your were Elaine!

Since you've been John
Since you've been John
Out of head, can't take it 
Now could I be wrong, but since you've been John
We had a date, now break it!

So in the night I stand, my head is sunk down in my hands
Think of the letter you sent to me
Oh, Dear Paul, you are so sweet but deep inside I feel the need
To get real buff and grow a goatee

Your trip to Sweden just did me in
'Cuz your new shape is all flat and thin!

Since you've been John
Since you've been John
Out of my head, can't take it 
Now I could be wrong, but since you've been John
My manhood is totally shaken!

If you just could change back for one night...
No way, dude...!!!!

Since you've been John
Since you've been John
Out of my head, can't take it 
Now I could be wrong, but since you've been John
My manhood is totally shaken!


Vocals:  Keith
Guitars: Keith
Keys:    Keith
Bass:    Keith
Drums:   Keith (sorta)

Recorded using CakeWalk's Guitar Tracks 2.0